Saturday, February 19, 2011
Article by Action Ranger Timmy
AJ got me Dr. Mindbender for Christmas. And who doesn't love an orthodontist that tested a pain dulling ray on himself and instead rewired his brain to be evil? Shirtless evil!
He's what I've come to expect from the modern GI Joe toys. I think this guy is from the Cobra Island 7-packs, but it's kinda cool to have a toy of an over the top...
He's a freaking orthodontist who specializes in mind control and brain washing. How is that ever covered in dental school?
AJ also got me Duke.
Duke sucks. He's the most boring of all the GI Joes. But he's blonde with a can-do attitude, so he's the main character. Because AMERICA, that's why.