Monday, August 6, 2012

Monsters... Adorable monsters.

I went to Target, and what did I see? Two things. First, the World of Warcraft Mega Blocks are out and sadly not as impressive as I had hoped. I like that you can customize the armor via mix and match, but the mounts lack much articulation. Just a bunch of snap on ball joints for the limbs. Dunno what I was actually hoping for though.


The other thing? Girls toys have gotten pretty awesome lately. First it was the Monster High stuff. (There's a new wave of roller derby Monster High figures, so that's awesome. Zombies on roller skates. With brain shaped helmets.) And now there's this...


That's an abomination of science where the front of a cat and the front of a dog have been chopped from their original bodies and sewn together. For girls. From the Bratz line. I think it's a Halloween themed line trying to get some of that sweet Monster high money. Either way it's a figure of a monster that sort of rips-off the old Nickelodeon show Cat-Dog.

For girls. TAKE THAT GENDER ROLES! Soon it won't be considered weird for girls to fantasize of being mad scientists that play God with human lives! It's about time.

3 comments:

  1. Nice, I got to visit Target one of these days...

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  2. Reminds me of that Cat/Dog cartoon from a while ago.

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  3. "Soon it won't be considered weird for girls to fantasize of being mad scientists that play God with human lives! It's about time."

    I like to imagine that Franz Kafka was an evil scientist that liked to convert people into insects, and described his results as novels. He destroyed his writtings because he didn't want the world to know about his insane evil experiments.
    :D

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