Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Even Groundbreaking Writers Need Technologically Advanced Protection

Fully aware of the dangers of the world, Edgar Allen Poe places himself in an ImagiNext Mech suit. Once the canopy goes down he is fully protected by the robot casing, unless someone shoots him with an arrow through those windows. They really ought to put some sort of glass in those things.

But now. encased in his protective armor, he doesn't have to fear things like killer orangutans. The only thing that can hurt him now is the darkness that lies within him. Fortunately those claws open up so he can grasp a very large pencil and write out his anguish and torments.


  1. I could see this being made into a book and then into a major film lol.

  2. Jajajajaajajaajajajaja, oh dear.

    Man, I can totaly imagine Poe writing a set of grim tales from within his battle mech. Maybe, like other great human beings, he did not die but launched into space with his armor to fight gargantuan carnival girls.

    Geez, this just made my day. By the way, where did you get the Poe figure?