Well hello there Target Discount Aisle, what have you got for me today? 75% off Tron miniatures? I dunno, anything interesting... hey, what's that? Is that a Tron arcade console?
Why I believe it is. But is it in scale with 3 inch figures? Like Playmobil?
Ah, I see it is. Excellent. Then I will buy it. And it shall be posed with a concert pianist, who we shall pretend plays arcade machines like an instrument.
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